PAPPU

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"
?PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I"
.PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am.
"PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

PAPPU

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU: Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

pappu: WOW !

PAPPU

PAPPU was trying out for a school play.He earned a part and went home to tell his father.
His father was really proud of him.So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"

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PAPPU in his maths test,
his professor said, " u know when abraham linkon was of ur age, he was running a political party"
PAPPU replied," & when he was of ur age, he was the president of united staes of america"

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"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said PAPPU to a girl.
"Well, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No." replied PAPPU."I'm the principal's daughter." said the girl.
"And do you know who I am?" asked PAPPU.
"No," she replied."
Thank goodness!" said pappu with a sign of relief

PAPPU

Teacher: Why are you late, PAPPU?
PAPPU: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
PAPPU: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

pappu d gr8

pappu d gr8
pappu was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
pappu replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
pappu answered, "No, he minded his own business!"

your age

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain.
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Kindly tell them ur age...

fool

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."

a mans need???

what a man need

a woman who loves him

a woman who cooks good food

a woman who earns good money

and a fate that the three women never meet each other....

Indian Airlines

• Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment
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warm b'coz AC doesn't work
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motherly because Air hostesses are above 50