TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
Sunday, April 1, 2007
Saturday, March 31, 2007
pappu
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
PAPPU
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"
?PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
?PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
PAPPU
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I"
.PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am.
"PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
.PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am.
"PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
Monday, March 26, 2007
PAPPU
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU: Yesterday you said it's H to O !
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU: Yesterday you said it's H to O !
pappu
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
pappu: WOW !
pappu: WOW !
PAPPU
PAPPU was trying out for a school play.He earned a part and went home to tell his father.
His father was really proud of him.So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"
His father was really proud of him.So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"
pappu
PAPPU in his maths test,
his professor said, " u know when abraham linkon was of ur age, he was running a political party"
PAPPU replied," & when he was of ur age, he was the president of united staes of america"
his professor said, " u know when abraham linkon was of ur age, he was running a political party"
PAPPU replied," & when he was of ur age, he was the president of united staes of america"
PAPPU
"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said PAPPU to a girl.
"Well, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No." replied PAPPU."I'm the principal's daughter." said the girl.
"And do you know who I am?" asked PAPPU.
"No," she replied."
Thank goodness!" said pappu with a sign of relief
"Well, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No." replied PAPPU."I'm the principal's daughter." said the girl.
"And do you know who I am?" asked PAPPU.
"No," she replied."
Thank goodness!" said pappu with a sign of relief
PAPPU
Teacher: Why are you late, PAPPU?
PAPPU: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
PAPPU: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
PAPPU: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
PAPPU: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
pappu d gr8
pappu d gr8
pappu was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
pappu replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
pappu answered, "No, he minded his own business!"
pappu was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
pappu replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
pappu answered, "No, he minded his own business!"
your age
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain.
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Kindly tell them ur age...
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Kindly tell them ur age...
fool
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."
She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."
a mans need???
what a man need
a woman who loves him
a woman who cooks good food
a woman who earns good money
and a fate that the three women never meet each other....
a woman who loves him
a woman who cooks good food
a woman who earns good money
and a fate that the three women never meet each other....
Indian Airlines
• Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment
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warm b'coz AC doesn't work
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motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
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warm b'coz AC doesn't work
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motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
you
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds
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Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
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Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
funky
would u believe the things peopl do nowadys?
i was in a temple,wen aguy next2me lit the cigarete frm the aarti
& i was shocked & i almost dropped my beer bottle .
i was in a temple,wen aguy next2me lit the cigarete frm the aarti
& i was shocked & i almost dropped my beer bottle .
English of a desi teacher
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the window.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.About family
* I have two daughters both of them are girlsAt the play ground
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
Punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times
* You, go and under-stand the tree
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why you are late - say YES or NO
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the window.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.About family
* I have two daughters both of them are girlsAt the play ground
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
Punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times
* You, go and under-stand the tree
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why you are late - say YES or NO
tongue twister
Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twister
See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is fool cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is fool cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
left 2 right
left 2 right
A disappointed salesman of Pepsi (cold drink) returns from his MiddleEast assignment.A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with theArabs?"The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East,I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Pepsi isvirtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speakArabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...Firstposter, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally exhaustedand panting.Second, the man is drinking our Pepsi andThird, our manis now totally refreshed.Then these posters were pasted all over theplace""That should have worked," said the friend.The salesmanreplied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realizethat Arabs read from right to left..."
A disappointed salesman of Pepsi (cold drink) returns from his MiddleEast assignment.A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with theArabs?"The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East,I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Pepsi isvirtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speakArabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...Firstposter, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally exhaustedand panting.Second, the man is drinking our Pepsi andThird, our manis now totally refreshed.Then these posters were pasted all over theplace""That should have worked," said the friend.The salesmanreplied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realizethat Arabs read from right to left..."
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