PAPPU

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU: Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

pappu: WOW !

PAPPU

PAPPU was trying out for a school play.He earned a part and went home to tell his father.
His father was really proud of him.So his father asks what part did you get?
He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.
His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"

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PAPPU in his maths test,
his professor said, " u know when abraham linkon was of ur age, he was running a political party"
PAPPU replied," & when he was of ur age, he was the president of united staes of america"

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"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said PAPPU to a girl.
"Well, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No." replied PAPPU."I'm the principal's daughter." said the girl.
"And do you know who I am?" asked PAPPU.
"No," she replied."
Thank goodness!" said pappu with a sign of relief

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Teacher: Why are you late, PAPPU?
PAPPU: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
PAPPU: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

pappu d gr8

pappu d gr8
pappu was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."
pappu replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
pappu answered, "No, he minded his own business!"

your age

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain.
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fool

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."

a mans need???

what a man need

a woman who loves him

a woman who cooks good food

a woman who earns good money

and a fate that the three women never meet each other....

Indian Airlines

• Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment
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warm b'coz AC doesn't work
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motherly because Air hostesses are above 50

you

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds
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Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

funky

would u believe the things peopl do nowadys?
i was in a temple,wen aguy next2me lit the cigarete frm the aarti
& i was shocked & i almost dropped my beer bottle .

English of a desi teacher

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the window.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.About family
* I have two daughters both of them are girlsAt the play ground
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

Punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times
* You, go and under-stand the tree
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why you are late - say YES or NO

tongue twister

Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twister
See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is fool cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.

left 2 right

left 2 right
A disappointed salesman of Pepsi (cold drink) returns from his MiddleEast assignment.A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with theArabs?"The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East,I was very confident that I will make a good sales pitch as Pepsi isvirtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speakArabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...Firstposter, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally exhaustedand panting.Second, the man is drinking our Pepsi andThird, our manis now totally refreshed.Then these posters were pasted all over theplace""That should have worked," said the friend.The salesmanreplied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realizethat Arabs read from right to left..."

EARTHQUAKE

According to a research by Dr. Wolfgang (NASA's Sr. Scientist) there has never been an instance of an earthquake on Venus since Solar System came into existence And there is a logical explanation for thisScroll down if u wants to know.
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sardar

Sardarjee to AISHWARYA RAI:"I want to marry you"
AISHWARYA: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

SARDAR

Once a Sardar jee riding a cycle suddenlyhe hit a girl.
girl said"ghanti nai mar sakte thE".
Sardar Jee "puri cycle mar di ha ab kiya ghanti alag se maroon"

SARDAR

SARDAR: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"MAN: "It's 3:15."SARDAR: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I havebeen asking that question all day, and each time I geta different answer."

SARDAR SCIENTIST

3 scientists happen to meet each other by chance at a party, an American, a Russian, and a SARDAR. They boast their country's science achievements.The Russian says: We were the 1st ones in space,the American says, we were the 1st to go to moon,The SARDAR thinks hard and says: we will be 1st ones on the sun!Both the American and Russian start laughing,and say to the SARDAR, you stupid the sun is too hot, your spaceship will burn b4 it reaches the sun.The SARDAR remains cool and calm, and says: You are stupid. We will go there at night!!!

SARDAR

SARDAR enters kitchen and opens the sugar box.
Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode>
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks Why are you doing this?>S
ARDAR replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly

sardar

A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??

sardar's invention

4 hightech sardar inventions:
--- Waterproof towel
--- Solar powered torch
--- Book on how to read
--- Pedal powered wheel chair.

santa n banta

Santa:I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him

sardarji

SANTA AND BANTA were going SANTA said look at the dead bird,BANTA look up and said where..

sardarji

Santa went to Agra to see Taj Mahal by train. Unluckily he got the reservation in the coach that was at the last of the train.At every stoppage his coach remained out of the platform and he couldnt buy anything to eat or drink.On reaching Agra, he was too frustated and went to Station Master to complain about the same.

The complaint looked like:"There should be no Last Coach in the train. And...... if it is there, it should be moved to the front."

Sardarji,

one sardar orderd PIZZA..clerk came to him nd ask 'how piece i shld cut of dia 6 or 12'sardar replied'6 bcoz i cant manage to eat 12'...

sardarji

NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle.The scientists and engineers checked and double-checked everything to make sure that things are fine.However, on the day of our launch, something seemed to be wrong. The rocket gave all sorts of noise but never took off even an inch from the ground.The engineers were puzzled because they could not figure out the problem.Finally,a Sardarji offered to help. They NASA people were desperate by that time and agreed to do anything."Tilt the rocket 45 degrees to the right,” said the Sardarji.The engineers were puzzled but did it anyway.“Bring it back to vertical position" the Sardarji said.The engineers did. "Now start the engines,” he said.To the engineers surprise, the rocket took off and flew into outer space!Everybody congratulated him and asked him how he knew what to do.He replied -"It is very simple. This is what we always do with our Bajaj scooters in India.”

SARDARji

SARDARji is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.During the last few minutes, he is seen desperatley throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on."I finished the exam in half an hour". "But yaar", he says, "I am rechecking my answers."

Sardarji,

>> Q) A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and>> Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know>> what the business was?>>

A) He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.>>

Sardarji

Q) Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.................>>
A) Because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner>> should be light"